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The Most Hardcore Gamer's Game Ever


It's not for 360. It's not for PS3. It sure ain't for Wii or any other console for that matter. It's for pc, and it's totally free and takes up about 4 mb on your hard drive. That's about the same size as one song, or about a 1/12 of a Justin Timberlake single. It has over 500 levels, not including the thousands of user created ones you can download (probably with computer STDs, but oh well). EVERY level in the game is crafted in such a way that there are unlimited paths you can take to get through it, and almost any one can work if you're skilled enough. There are levels that'll take some people HOURS to get through, not because the levels are huge. Hardly. Each one takes about 30 seconds to clear if you do it right. It's because this game is the most hardcore gamer's game i've ever seen. I'm talking about N. N  is pretty hard to describe, but I'll try anyway. Take Mario from New Super Mario Bros, in all his stereotypical Italian glory. He's got his wall sliding and jumping and bounce pads and all that fun stuff. Now make it so he's in a level that has no scrolling whatsoever. But everything is super zoomed out so that's okay. You can see the entire level, including a key and a door. The goal is to get to the key to unlock the door, and then back to the door without being touched a single time by an enemy, or by a bomb, or machine gun fire, or lasers, or your uncle, or an electric wall, or by falling too far and splattering everywhere. Simple, right? See for yourself. This game is like a swimming pool filled with jello: awesome. The link to the download is below the screenshot. Enjoy. http://www.harveycartel.org/metanet/downloads.html

The link for the download is on the right. Get it by clicking "Pc Version" or obviously "Mac Version" if you have a mac. Or "I hate user friendliness and babies

If you're running Linux. Also I'd like feedback on how you like this game, which I am so shamelessly advertising for harveycartel.org. Send your comments to inohabloespanol@yahoo.com

-Ryan Rigney