IN UPDATES: 5/13/08 7:13 PM
(Last update: 5/12/08 6:09 PM)

So there's a new article. I know, amazing. Almost as amazing as that skyline. Too bad the stupid biker guy is blocking the view with his silly little wheelies.
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Virtual Console/Wii Ware Reviews:
(5/12/08)

This week marks the release of Wii Ware. No Virtual Console titles will be released, but WHO CARES? So far I can only recommend Lost Winds, as that's the only game I've downloaded. The graphics are great, the price is reasonable, and the gameplay has innovation out the wazoo. I'll have updated impressions on Defend Your Castle and Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: My Life as a King as soon as possible, too. If they suck eggs I'll be sure to fill your open minds with that information ASAP as well.
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